Clowns or bears?
I wanna see fight.
a fight to death!
but m okay with some thing along the lines of-
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Did you know that being a President of the Multiverse™ allows me to travel to another Universe, find another bear, bribe him and then make him fight our bear? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Where do you place the clown-bears in your chain? Also, I'm still waiting for them.
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Shhhh, we don't talk about that night anymore...
We recruited them for basic troops.
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Now we just need a user who will declare himself as one of these.
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I'm sorry but clown bears are only in the basic troops, how do you think they would fight the President of the Multiverse™?
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I'm waiting for the "Why krakens Should Be The New Master Race Thread"
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There is nothing superior to President of the Multiverse™, therefore there is no place in any universe for kraken master race.
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I will just wait for "Why Cats Should Be The New Master Race Thread" and "Why Dogs Should Be The New Master Race Thread", those two should be fun :P
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We got Lovecraft.
We have already won.
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Yes, we also have clown bears in our army but they're way better than regular bears. For starters they accepted their inner clowns.
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Oh, that's my accountant celebrating Valentine's day!
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I believe that Shmorky's characters should be the new master race.
Come at me, bruh
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It's the same as if you said that consoles should be the new master race.
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Don't make me slap you silly, we all know that PS4 is better than both Xbone and PC.
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This is exactly why ![] is cancerous. Also, lemme know once you "get it".
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I am currently watching this movie, Clown - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1780798/
And I do not think it is a good idea. Nice thread, but no. Just no. No no no no no!
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Have you seen this one? It's got Peter "Grand Moff Tarkin" Cushing in a classic Hammer Horror role.
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No I have not, but will add it to my todo list of need to watch. Thank you.
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There's proof that clowns have bred with bears, any thing you wish to say to this?
Edit:Fyantastic beat me to this above:)
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Did you know that Harley Quinn is partially related to Clowns?
Let that sink in... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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As the President of the Multiverse™ I have to disagree, but since you're known for your detective skills I can announce you my 3rd Detective in command.
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I fear clowns from my childhood! They're scary :-(
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Clowns are only scary when you make them mad, in other cases we can be really friendly!
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Oh yes, that's Stephen!
I'm sorry if he scared this child, he had a rough times lately you know, his red nose went missing, his clown car broke down, that sort of stuff.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PEASANT CLOWN.
The one and only master thread
Plus I have a girlfriend
Beat that, ugly clown
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You waited for the whole day just to write this?
I was hoping you'd come up with something better.
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You are seemingly not too creative having robbed this whole thread from president bear...
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Pennywise will always be my favorite clown. Let's vote for him as a benevolent ruler.
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That's my second in command. Very good choice, Zomby!
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Clowns don't hate you.
Clowns call Vladimir to deal with you.
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I added a little thing in the OP since bear thought he's so cool because he has a (imaginary) girlfriend. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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How about I make sure there isn't another version of you in any other Universe?
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Intro
I've been noticing, during my time lurking these forums, that
hereticshumans (and their mutation - bears) are a hateful race, even to those who are from the same species as them, discriminates other species and likes to think that they are on top of the food pyramid, that's just sad, especially when we, Clowns, can give you peasants a heart attack with just one fart.Therefore I'm proclaiming my race as the new MASTER RACE and myself as "President of the Multiverse™".
But I won't proclaim all these things without good reasons of course.
Here is a some good evidence of why Bears shouldn't be the new master race.
Proof
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Proof
Even more proof!
Proof
Convinced? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
Clowns > Homo Sapiens > Homo Erectus > Australopithecus > Bears
Additionally, Clowns have music to which you can conquer the Universe(s)! (After our approval, of course.)
Click!
Click!
Click!
Did Bear say something about a girlfriend?
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