br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

SORRY FOR THE LONG POST

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I'm sure I read this a few months ago or something. But still funny haha ;)

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12 years ago
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But it's a classic.

12 years ago
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Youre hot

12 years ago
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Somebody jacked this thread up, but I found the original post:
http://community.futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?23914-Mwahahah-(milk-comes-out-of-nose)

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my dick just fell off laughing..
gahahahahfgsjhfgsdjajh!!!!!!!!!!!1

11 years ago
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Yeah, I read it some weeks/months back as well.

12 years ago
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EPIC. Would read again.
Also, are people gullible enough to believe that a person working for a big company support would make so many typos and grammar mistakes?

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Some scams (such as the infamous Nigerian scam) are intentionally grammatically incorrect because they only want to fool stupid people. Despite our intelligence, humans can be some of the dumbest animals out there.

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I don't care if it's fake or not, it made me laugh, that's the only thing that matters :D

Thanks :)

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Yeah, I wouldnt care if its fake either. It made me laugh, lol :D

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+1

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wow that's old

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and good, very good :>

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what a twist ;-;

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PWND!

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DAT ASS

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You are doing it wrong. You need to be like:

DAT ASS

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XD you got me

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DAT ASS

Weird, link worked well earlier o.0

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Fail

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fail? fail?!?

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The link redirects you to funnyjunk.com rather than the supposed image

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oh thx didn't see ;)

12 years ago
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Cool story, bro.

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Cool comment, bro

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Cool reply, bro.

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DAT ASS!

Congratulations to br0kenrabbit !!!

11 years ago
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hhahaha XD I love idiots like that XD!

12 years ago
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Never seen it before but awesome.

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Oh god that awesome xD
I kneel you you my lord!
Just hope to god that this is not fake ;)

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Not the first time I've read this, but still funny :D

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Seen it before, but it's funny every time I read it!

Now type your password. Don't worry. It's secure, it will only show as stars.
Mine is: *****

(don't do it, it's just a similar trolling stunt) Loved that one too :)

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Yeah, ive done that a couple of times to my friends. they actually fell for it, but i didnt do anything to there accounts (Facebook)

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hunter2

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I'm laughing so hard right now

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You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

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penis6swordfight

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Lucky1616

Poxys fail.

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swordfish111

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fak shitt!! how i remov? :( :(

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N3r3V4r1n3

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LOOOOOOOOOOL

12 years ago
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i know this before but i guess i heard from some people that this story is made up :\ ah well but still fun

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Not sure if real but I must say this:
Well played, sir.
sir

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Classic's :)

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Hah old but gold!

Reminds me of those russian kids who always want to "verify" my SteamGuard status, however sometimes their grammar is better than this dude's :D

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this is awesome. never read it before. :D

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dude pleas

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"Go mow some yards, bitch." LOL.

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Nice

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tl;dr

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+1

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This scam is SO lame.

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Oh snap, ownd!

12 years ago
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hahaha, nice...

12 years ago
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awesoeme lolz xD what leason did we learn today NEVER EVER try to steal another's steam account or your steam account will be banned... no i mean stolen xD

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U didn't learn yr lesson :D

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Closed 11 years ago by HardcoreWoody.