trollin at finest kek

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man whos your dealer? he must have the good stuff

11 years ago
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I think it's ok to sell your soul, unless you're a ginger (then you'd stay in debit forever after).

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No i'm not

11 years ago
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Great, than you can sell your soul without any worries! ^^
I don't know how it is supposed to help you meet Nicki Minaj, tho.

11 years ago
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need answers

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I have been in the same situation as you are in now (only difference: justin bieber instead of nicki minaj). I sold my soul to meet him, but that was the worst thing I ever did. At first everything went perfect, I met Justin, we had a chat, flirted a little, he even invited me to his penthouse. But after that night, everything went wrong. Justin didn't want to see me again, and his agent threatened me to keep me silent. The illuminati tricked me, big time. Our deal was that I would meet Justin, but that's it. After our meeting, the deal was over. I lost my soul, and Justin at the same time.
But I did not leave it that way, I went searching for those ***. I wanted my soul back. And finally, after I spend 6 months searching for them, I found them. And I demanded my soul back, and I got it back, but they made me do terrible things for it.
So don't ever sell your soul to the illuminati, because you will lose everything you have and you will probably miss the steam winter sale.

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Man,i almost believed you.Until " because you will lose everything you have and you will probably miss the steam winter sale"

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I'm sorry, I didn't know you were that serious about it. I want to help you but I don't know anything about you. Do you use your soul a lot? Do you want to go to heaven afterwards? Have you found someone to sell your soul to? If you do, is he trustwurthy? And the most important question, are you mental?

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So the moral - don't miss the Steam Winter Sale - don't buy cable?

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please, don't!

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I'm serious,i swear.
Her voice is perfect.

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I don't think Nicki would be down with the soul selling :/

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1/10 made me WTF

11 years ago
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trooooooooooooooooooooool

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[H] Soul [W] OP to be a troll

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illuminati exists. but they are not magical and don't have special powers. they are just crazy people and worship the non-existant devil.
and stop obsessing about people you see on TV. it's not healthy.
if you cannot stop yourself, then start therapy!

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Guys,please is serious,read again all.I really love her,i hated do much back then,now i worship nicki,

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You need therapy.

11 years ago
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i really really really hope this is just a troll topic and actually you dont like it...

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Since souls don't exist, sure, go ahead and sell yours. Then if you are feeling sad about not having a soul then I will allow you to purchase my soul for $1000. After I receive the cash, you may do whatever you wish with my soul.

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No.

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No the thing you are saying its you are obsessed with her, only that.

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her music is horrible....her body looks great, but its fake....and her many different hairpieces are not hair...theyre weaves...

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Dude,don't be in group with haters,nicki minaj is good singer ,some things from past make her hated,but in rest is ok.Is beautiful woman even without makeup,believe me,if that woman was in porn, you ill rent fapcave
Non-english speaker

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if shes a good singer...
then why does she waste her talent on shit music?

porn? the fuck are you on about....find a woman mouth-breather...

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"Is selling your soul good ?"

Yes, if Gabe give you Half-Life 3 for it.

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I though this was a troll until I saw he's from Romania.

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You can never trust a Romanian.

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her's face makes a lot of weird things with our brains

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I don't know anything about Nicki Minaj's music, but I know she appears in "Your Grammar Sucks" often enough for me not to take her seriously.

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SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. There’s a right and wrong way to make contact with the Devil. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, “Satan, I summon you. I have a quality soul to sell if the price is right.” It may take dozens, even hundreds of tries but at all costs, avoid sounding desperate or needy. He’ll show up eventually.

DEAL FROM A POSITION OF POWER. By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. It’s like precious gold to him and he’ll pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it.

GET THE ABSOLUTE BEST. Remember, you’re going to burn in Hell forever. So no matter how badly off you are now, demand the best. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, don’t just say, “I want the most gorgeous woman on earth and I want her to be madly in love with me.” Instead, add, “In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood.”

REMEMBER TO DEMAND THE LIFE-EXTENSION CLAUSE. Satan won’t tell you if you don’t ask but you can get a guarantee of 75 or 80 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation.

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i don't believe in illuminati too

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HER LIPS ARE DISCUSTIPATING

SAME WITH HER EYES

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Yes!

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No

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