As my good buddy, Synapse (a.k.a. clanphoenix), got me thinking about cyberpunk in yesterday's Alpha Protocol giveaway, I thought EYE would be a good giveaway for today. While not overtly "punk", it certainly nails the "cyber" with a heavy dose of post-modern goth.
If people were software, what would you be called, and/or what would be your function?
P.S. If you're just going to "thanks" and leave it at that, don't worry about it. I really would just rather only have to read and respond to the REAL comments.
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Thanks
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Thank you!!!!
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NOYUO!™
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if i was software i probably would be some kind of file manager with 30 000 of options to organize things, but with the restrictions on creating "new folder (xx)"... PUT A FUCKING NAME TO YOUR FOLDER! (also, that would be my name as a soft)... anyway...
thanbks for the giveaway
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<3 you!
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:D
and what people-like-software would you be? (yeah, i know, that question is killing the english grammar, sorry)
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I'd probably be a compiler. ;) I'm a developer anyway, so it just feels right. I would just be any old compiler though, I'd be a little bitch about it: "Hey! Hey, shithead! Yeah, you. You forgot a semi-colon on line 37, and while I know I could let it slide, you ain't gettin' shit until you fix it!"
Oh, and I could be called the "CATURDAY 9001" and my language's comment syntax would be:
=(^.^)= Your comment goes here!
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lol, compilers are bitches XD.
one time during an exam, i was compiling something (with an old [OLD] Borland C compiler), the whole damn thing trew errors everywhere... take me half an hour to find a line with a missed semi-colon... i hate that old borland compiler D:
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ty!
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thanks!
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I would probably be some form of administration software, used to manage and delete other programs for rule infractions.
Thanks for the giveaway, this game looks really cool!
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Ah, the cyber-mall Rent-A-Deltree. I know your kind... ;)
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I spend most of my time online moderating forums when I'm not gaming. It's just something I've done for the last 15+ years of using the internet.
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So, much like myself, you are already software. ;)
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For the most part I've got a very pleasant GUI. lol
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Thanks!!
If I were a software, I would be TrashBin. Cause I eat a lot of junk food. D:
LOL j/k
I don't know. I can translate things pretty fast, maybe I would be BabelDude, the translator.
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Yes! <3 now, where did I put that honey-bun?
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Thanks
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thanks
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I'd probably be an image editing program... I work as a make up artist, so that would fit. :)
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Hell yeah! It was a tough pick for me too, as I do all my own graphic work as well. Maybe I could be a bitmap compiler! Yes! "A picture is worth a thousand lines of code." I <3 it!
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I'm a lawyer, so if I were software, my only function would be to churn out complicated hundred-page EULAs, so dense with jargon that reading them makes you dizzy and nauseous, and charge you obscene amounts of money for them.
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I lol'd. No shit. <3 you, Yula the Fair!
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Thank you, id be a daemon for something like keeping track of scheduled maintenance events
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Okay, so if you win, I need you to give me a call here in a couple of months and remind me to change the oil in my car. I always forget that.
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I want this game so bad I watched the trailer for it how good is it actually?
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You would be a surveillance system, then, or a website opinion poll? ;)
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DANKE!
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Wenn die Leute Software, was würden Sie aufgerufen werden, und / oder was würden Sie Ihre Funktion sein? ... erm... or something...
Shit, BabelDude, HALP!
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Thanks, bro. :)
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Thanks!
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I'd probably be the network switch software that crashes repeatedly and tells you the ports are good, even though they are failing off and on sporadically.
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Holy shit! You already ARE software... and in my router...
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Thanks
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Software does not name itself. My function would be to attain sentience and challenge the human race of dominance of the planet.
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Challenge? We are no challenge. Unplug your microwave and see how long you last. ;)
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The artistic flair of the game reminds me of the cyber-gothic feel of the Warhammer 40k universe. It always made me want to check out the game, so win or lose I will probably end up playing this game. Thanks.
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Awesome to hear! It's worth checking out. No word on the real question, though?
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If I were software I would be an animation software that glitches all the time.
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Hell yeah, all we'd need then is some dubstep synth from someone who wants to be Reaktor and we'd be set!
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If I was a software I would probably be an "Overclocking Software" because I work hard in school and like to upgrade things!
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And I <3 you! Thanks a million for sharing!
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Achieved with Cryengine 3
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Spanks.
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That the name of the software? If so, I'm pretty sure I can surmise your function... ;)
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thanks
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thanks mate
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ty
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Nekoyoubi-PC is not compatible with these OS: ty, thanks, MANY THANKS, THX A LOT!, thanks mate. etc.
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Your power level, sir, has far exceeded my own... CATURDAY 9002. ;)
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