You rickrollin' me, Chica...? This deserves a poem!

W zieleni łąk uśpionych
szumem pochylonych traw
wsłuchana w szepty, które
niesłyszalne niesie wiatr
wpatrzona w wody nieba
żagle bieli, wznosząc maszt
nadziei, smutku, piękna
tę najstarszą z prawd
odnajdziesz pośród fal
never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down...

;)

Well... According to a carpenter in Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge, "A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood". But according to a wildlife technician named Richard Thomas who had calculated the volume of dirt in a typical 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had determined that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move "about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back". ;)

Also they have small dicks so it would look ridiculous otherwise. :V

What do you call a sexy girl in an Amish church?
...a tourist. ;)