Poorly... I have a keyring with an attached compass and thermometer. I suppose I could do what I often do, and flee to the woodlands, and vanish without a trace, but sooner or later I'd need to emerge, and then I would perish.
It's a corded, desk phone. Well, it has a long and sturdy cable attached, the whole thing has a good weight to it (it's an office desk phone, with a big screen and a pretty big body) so I can bash in skulls while waiting for the operator. (can strangle with the cable too). Also, it has a very loud ring that can be used to lure walkers away. I think that some parts of might be edible, (will test it later) so it can give me a little sustenance after battles. Maybe, the germs contained on it can be used to manufacture a cure to the Z virus, so not only I can save myself at the end of the day, but all of humanity. Well, I would say I got pretty good odds. :) Also, thank you for the nice giveaway. What's your item on the right?
My item is a calculator. So I suppose I can do some calculations on how to build a catapult to get me the heck outta there.... But as my only weapon, it wouldn't be heavy enough to do any real damage in close combat situations.... I suppose I could pull off the buttons and throw them like pebbles to distract the zombies as I keep hiding until I find a better weapon....
By stabbing zombies in the eye with a ballpoint pen, if I'm lucky...
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The pen is mightier than the sword! :P
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Pillow... I'm doomed...
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Pillow fight!
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The item to my right is a lava lamp, so I don't think I'd make it :P Maybe I could take one out by throwing it at them?
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That stuff gets pretty hot... could maybe do some serious damage?
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Poorly... I have a keyring with an attached compass and thermometer. I suppose I could do what I often do, and flee to the woodlands, and vanish without a trace, but sooner or later I'd need to emerge, and then I would perish.
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Embrace your inner Bear Grylls
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Headset? Well. I've got my ears covered. Yes.
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Just ignore 'em, I'm sure they'll go away :)
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Wow!
It's my UPS. It's heavy, think i can crush at least 1 skull :)
Hope not mine
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Yeah, don't let it backfire :p
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A plastic chair, I don't think I can get far with that :<
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Those broken pieces can be fairly sharp, though!
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I don't pieces of this chair would be sharp enough to survive zombie apocalypse :|
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Really? A pack of Vitamin C? Well thank you very much for giving me a fair chance!
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Hey, Vitamin C is supposed to keep you healthy. Maybe keep you immune to the virus?
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I will hit them till they die with my motorcycle helmet :)
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Brutal.
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The item on my right is a mug. I think I might break it on one zombie head, but then my weapon is gone..
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Then you best make it count! :)
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Haha cute.
Btw do you have gifs for every occasion? :}
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I try to have reaction gifs on hand, but for the specific ones I'll do a quick google/giphy search to see if there's anything that fits.
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The case of my external drive... T.T
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It can make distracting noises?
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My mouse... :/
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It can steal things for you!
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:P alright, alright. I know you meant the computer kind.
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Haha epic gif :D second too :P
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close the door...
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:-D
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Remote control, probably not...
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Supposedly tv rots your brains? Maybe the zombies aren't interested.
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Does it count if it's my pc monitor? I mean I don't actually 'watch th TV', it's big ass remote tho, it could somehow work...
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Hmm, maybe you could slug one across the head with the remote, then throw the monitor and run to a safe location to wait out the day....
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I can make myself immune to pain with a bunch of Aspirin pills...
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Louis is proud.
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Indestructible Nokia cell phone (old feature phone). Will throw it as a projectile at zombies
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Always a good plan :D
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A smartphone, I will call Gijoe, Chuck Norris and the Power Rangers
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You have their numbers?? Impressive :D
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Obama and I are the only ones who knows their numbers, but it's a secret,
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Too bad they're already dead.... unless water the secret weapon against them?
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Hiding in my closet. :|
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my laptop, or my colleague. Although he isn't an object, I can use him as bait to get away :D
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Just remember, you gotta tie his shoe laces together, or he might outrun you!
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thanks ^^
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My cheap controller. Surely I'm dead...
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One time boomerang?
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Interesting idea, but I do not think I'll be able to inflict enough damage.:)
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A swivel chair...looks like I'm going to be very dizzy with my legs outstretched.
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Maybe your brains will get scrambled enough for the zombies to think that you're one of them?
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Bunch of papers. Maybe I can burn them with flaming paper?
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But where would you get the lighter?
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It's zombie apocalypse, fire is everywhere.
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True, true
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It's a corded, desk phone. Well, it has a long and sturdy cable attached, the whole thing has a good weight to it (it's an office desk phone, with a big screen and a pretty big body) so I can bash in skulls while waiting for the operator. (can strangle with the cable too). Also, it has a very loud ring that can be used to lure walkers away. I think that some parts of might be edible, (will test it later) so it can give me a little sustenance after battles. Maybe, the germs contained on it can be used to manufacture a cure to the Z virus, so not only I can save myself at the end of the day, but all of humanity. Well, I would say I got pretty good odds. :) Also, thank you for the nice giveaway. What's your item on the right?
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Wow, an amazing response! Gold star!
My item is a calculator. So I suppose I can do some calculations on how to build a catapult to get me the heck outta there.... But as my only weapon, it wouldn't be heavy enough to do any real damage in close combat situations.... I suppose I could pull off the buttons and throw them like pebbles to distract the zombies as I keep hiding until I find a better weapon....
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