There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
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wooooooooooo
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Baciamo le mani ;)
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Thanks for the giveaway!
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Cheers!
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That was a rather... disturbing limerick. Also, thanks!
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Thanks
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Thanks man!
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Salut, sir! o7
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thanks a lot!
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So that's why they are called cock-tails! :)
Thanks for the ga, have a nice day! :)
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<3
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=) thanks
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Thank you :)
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LOL
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OMG
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Thanksies
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thx
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Tnxx :)
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Thanks for the poem and the giveaway!
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thaanks
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Thanks!
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