Really? Man, I think I messed up. All those slain butterflies, all for nothing. =/

You don't just catch those evil butterflies, but you get to slay them for fun and profit.

Skyrim..where all the childs are the same.

10q +++

4ever TES !

Hijacked for funny

Gandalf walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof.
Thanks!

One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

THANKS FOR OBLIVION

What do you do with a chemist when he dies? Barium.

Nah, yours was better.

Another chemistry joke:

Is silicon the same in Spanish?
Si.

I was going to tell a chemistry joke, but i'm worried that i'm not going to get a reaction.

Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"