This game has been on my wishlist so it would be awesome if I could win. Good luck to you and all that enter.

Thanks!

"Why did the mirror have holes in it?"
"A moron kept trying to shoot himself."

Knock! Knock!

What do you call an immigrant to Sweden?

An artificial Swedener!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Doctor.
The doctor who?
Exactly.

Thanks so much!!

Thanks

How do you know if an elephant is hiding in the tree?
His little pink bicycle is parked under it.

thanks!

Wohoo!

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos...."

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

anything else except "thanks" ;-)

anything else except "thanks", I will send extra key for Crazy Machines (the first game) & Crazy Machines 1.5.

Am I doing this right?

300 miles and still cant find the joke...

thanks!

I loved the first Crazy Machines so much, thanks for putting this up.

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

Thanks a lot mate! :)

Where does bad light end up?
....
...
...
In a prism.

Thanks shauntmw.

thanks a lot ;)

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who doesn't =)

I don't think I can win.

anything else :D