Two muffins are baking in an oven.
The first one says: Phew, pretty hot in here!
The other one flips out and screams: Holy shit a talking muffin!!

my love life runs away crying

Thanks for sharing deaddiekill.

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Thanks!

thanks

Obrigado!

Awesome! Thanks! (>‿◠)✌

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Thank you!

many thanks

U momma so fat, [Randomized end-text]

Thx :D