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I won too much games here, it's time to pay you guys back =)
I ask you guys to kindly subscribe my channel in your preferred video platform, I goes live and publish videos on YouTube, Twitch and Beam o/

Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/gamepad
Twitch channel: https://twitch.tv/portalgamepad
Beam channel: https://beam.pro/portalgamepad
My gaming website: https://www.gamepad.com.br

BOT DETECTOR: Tell me a joke, do not send "Thank you" in comments! ;)
PS: The game is a Humble Bundle gift

HA.. a joke. One day a bot entered your giveaway and said...

7 years ago
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ROFL ;')

7 years ago
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

7 years ago
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lols, that was actually rather funny

7 years ago
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Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.
Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

7 years ago
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I found this video way too funny. NSFW (language). Almost peed my pants.

Thanks for the wishlist giveaway. )

7 years ago
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What happens when a frog parks illegally? … He gets toad.

7 years ago
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Heeeeeeh

7 years ago
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My life.

7 years ago
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:'(

7 years ago
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I feel you </3

7 years ago
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English is not my native language so... no jokes from me, sry.

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7 years ago
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Me too,sry

7 years ago
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Oh, I suck in telling jokes :/ Unless you know polish, I can tell you a bad pun I've made up today :)
Or I can made up another bad pun, let me think... I'll come back here if you'll respond :)

7 years ago
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A joke... jum...

Daughter: Mom, in the school they call me ugly
Mom: Don't worry I've heard worse myself
Daughter: Yeah, like what?
Mom: That you're also a bitch

I'll see myself out... (humour in english is hard when you're not a native speaker, okay?? ;_;)

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Nothing lost in translation here. Good one. Hell of a Mom though :-)

7 years ago
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Well, that does make me feel a little better about the joke (even if I think it works better in spanish). Thanks ^^

7 years ago
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gracias :)

7 years ago
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7 years ago
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Hey oh! :-)

7 years ago
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I purchased a ward against logic from a traveling magician. It allows me to add two plus two and get a pickle.

7 years ago
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i'll think about it.

7 years ago
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As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass.

Just wanted to make that clear.

7 years ago
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I'm a terrible joker :(

7 years ago
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I can't think of a joke, so I'll tell you about my job and the people I work with because it's pretty funny.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I lied, it was a joke, but some people probably won't get it.

7 years ago
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Oh I get it!

7 years ago
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Ugh, jokes. I had a good one about amnesia, but I forgot how it went.

7 years ago
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1100 entries for 20 comments... it's a bit BOTty here today :'(

7 years ago
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Jokes on you!

7 years ago
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NSFW maybe.
I'll just leave a random link since I'm bad at jokes.

7 years ago
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What do you call an animal that is white and looks like a tooth?

7 years ago
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My life.
10/10
Best joke ever.
Thanks everybody.

7 years ago
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Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said:
I think I lost an electron!
Really?! The other replied. Are you sure?
Yes, I 'm absolutely positive.

ba dum tss

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Thank you for this, it's very much appreciated. I hope you don't misunderstand me posting my gratitude as any form of ignorance, arrogance or any implication of offense towards yourself, that isn't my intent at all. It's just that I would feel very ungrateful, unappreciative and self-entitled if I didn't thank you for at least the chance to win this game.

As an apology, I shall Whitelist you. I have to now mention; I do NOT have any expectations of you returning the favour by adding me to your Whitelist.

I will, however, politely request that you don't Blacklist me and would go on about my day a little happier knowing that nobody is adding me to their sh!tlist.

Again, thank you and have a great day

Kind regards

PhantomTa2

7 years ago
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Why did the chicken cross the road? bla bla bla :P

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