Spam lies ahead, what with the future yet to come

An old apple will take you to places you never expected not to visit!

The ballerina buys an expensive gift for a labyrinth beyond the bubble bath.

Lila, the friend of Toscanini and Harpo Marx, procrastinates with the non-chalantly lowly somnambulist.

If the wily trombone borrows money from another curmudgeonly amour-propre, then a bodice ripper hibernates.