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Friends are like potatos. When you eat them, they die.

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Joke xD

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

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Butts, right?

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Why the bike couldn't stand on it's own? Because it was two tired.
(Two tired, Coral!!!)

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

Cortana just told me this one, lol

Women are like swimming pools. Too much money to maintain for the time you spend inside them.

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Nazi like Jew

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer. And a mop. (Wah wah waaaah~)

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

What do kids in Chernobyl use for counting in math class? - Theyr hands.

Where did the man go after he stepped on a land mine? - Everywhere.

Well, atleast i tried. lol