I just poured a can of soup in my car. Now it's souped up and ready to go

Why does a a duck have feathers?
To cover its butt quack.

Thanks

Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.

neat.
My best dad joke is ...

knock knock
'Timmy, Get the door'

... pretty lam, even for dad jokes.

What do zombies have for Christmas?
Gingerdead cookies and mauled wine.

many thanks for the chance! :)

thanks

Thank you for the key!!