Hey guys and girls, here's a copy of Civ5 for you. But maybe instead of 'thanks' you're gonna tell me a joke? I'm quite depressed now as I broke up with my GF.
Oh, and I'll send the copy through email. Good luck!
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Thanks !
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I'm bad at jokes, but hey - cheer up :D
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Hvala puno!
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thanks
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
..... Fshhhhhhh
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ThankS
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Everything is going to be ok, life will get better.
It's not a very funny one but I wouldn't be playing video games all day every day otherwise.
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Of course it will!
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I don't know any jokes :/
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Hope this cheers you up! ;)
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Lol. Not a fan of Zelda, but it's really funny!
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Thanks!
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Thanks.
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that's what she said?
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Thanks muchly!
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THX!
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Good looks homie
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The joke (hopefully you have some music theory knowledge):
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
Alternate joke if you don't know music theory:
What's the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a shift of wit.
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Haha, I LOVED the first one, thank you!
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cheers
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No joke. :D
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キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!
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Thank You
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why not some perry bible
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thank you!
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Thanks!
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Thank you C:
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Thanks!
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