This is Van Speijkstraat.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is Elandstraat.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Arnold Spoelplein. The next station is Conradkade.
A man walks into his workplace and his boss takes one look at him and says "man you look BAD!" The man says "well, I feel FINE." The boss restates "you look BAD. You better go home."
So, the man goes home and when he walks in the door his wife takes one look at him and says "man you look BAD!" The mans says, well, I feel FINE!" His wife reiterates that he looks BAD, whereas he reiterates saying he feels FINE. She tells him to go see the doctor. He does.
Once he meets the doctor the man tells him "Everyone says that I look BAD, but I keep telling them that I feel FINE." The doctor says "I'll look this up in my Doctor Book. Let's see... looks FINE, feels FINE. No, that ain't you. Hmmm, looks BAD, feels BAD. No, that ain't you either. Oh! Here you are! Looks BAD, feels FINE. Why, you're a vagina!" 
