It'll be another couple of weeks before it stops feeling like we're in full night at 4:30 p.m. - the lingering early dark is one of the roughest parts of winter. I always feel that here in New York we shouldn't make decisions during two months of the year: February, when it's been cold and dark for so long that we can't remember when the days felt good just being days, and August, for the same reasons except hot.

So there you are minding your business and boom, your body gets stolen. Don't you hate when that happens? So you head out as a disembodied head to track down the wizard who stole it, like you do. Shoot Mind Bullets, as the store copy says! Poop bricks! I'd ask how you carry the keys to the chests we see in the trailer video, but I guess that's obvious enough. Goddamned wizards. This is an old key, but newly activated, so it should work like new.

Happy New Year!