Thanks, I hope I win! :)

IM getting to old for this shit. Lethal Weapon.

''me cago en lucho!'' -me

thanks!

thanks a tone kind sir

谢谢，我希望我赢了！:)

"It is well that war is so terrible, or else we might grow too fond of it." - Robert E. Lee

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." -Terry Bradshaw

Bavoo!

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

-Phyllis Diller

Thanks!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. - Sam Levenson

Thanks!

"I used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

-Mitch Hedberg

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind."
Buddha :P

Thanks

THX

Thanks

Most people want a perfect relationship...I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead." --Chinese Proverb

danke dude

"And this also has been one of the dark places of the earth" - Joseph Conrad, the first words uttered by Marlow in The Heart of Darkness. I like to use this when describing 4chan/Fox News/Facebook/etc

As god is my witness I will one day find a usable spleen.

• Dr. Zed

Thank you!

'I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.' - ROCK ISLAND LINE
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