This is Leidschendam-Voorburg.
This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Forepark.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Voorburg 't Loo.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Centrum-West [End]. The next station is Forepark.
This is RandstadRail 3 train to Arnold Spoelplein. The next station is Voorburg 't Loo.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to BleiZo. The next station is Forepark.
This is RandstadRail 4 train to De Uithof. The next station is Voorburg 't Loo.
A penguin walks into a bar. "Got any bread?" He asks the barman
"Sorry, this is a pub, we don't sell bread." replies the barman
"Got any bread?" the penguin asks
"No! This is a pub, we don't sell bread"
Again the penguin asks "Got any bread?"
"NO! THIS IS A SODDING PUB. WE.. DON'T... SELL.. BREAD... If you ask for bread once more, I will nail your beak to the bar" says the barman.
"Got any nails?" replies the penguin
"NO" says the barman
"Got any bread?" says the penguin
