An American, a German and an italian walk into a bar.
The barman says; "What's this?! A joke or something?"
A seal walks into a club. That is not funny, that is animal cruelty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mind your own business.
And a proper joke to end with.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are walking through the forest, when they dufdenly spot a cave. There's a sign saying "The cave of truth" Intrigued, the three walk in.
In the cave, they see a mirror, with instructions written: "Stand in front of the mirror and tell something about yourself. Speak the truth, and walk freely. Lie, however, and be locked up in the mirror for all eternity."
The brunette goes first: "I am very smart." And she gets sucked into the mirror.
The redhead goes next: "I am very handsome." She too gets sucked into the mirror, and locked up for eternity.
The blonde is next. She stands in front of the mirror: "I... uh... well, uh.... Hmm... I just don't know."
She walks freely.
Also, what's the difference between a railway car full of babies and one carrying sand? I bloody dare ya to try and unload a wagon worth of sand with a pitchfork!
thx :)
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... that someone like us will answer our calls into deep space...
https://youtu.be/G1koSA3bu5Y?t=17s
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Some wonderful anti-jokes for you.
An American, a German and an italian walk into a bar.
The barman says; "What's this?! A joke or something?"
A seal walks into a club. That is not funny, that is animal cruelty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mind your own business.
And a proper joke to end with.
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are walking through the forest, when they dufdenly spot a cave. There's a sign saying "The cave of truth" Intrigued, the three walk in.
In the cave, they see a mirror, with instructions written: "Stand in front of the mirror and tell something about yourself. Speak the truth, and walk freely. Lie, however, and be locked up in the mirror for all eternity."
The brunette goes first: "I am very smart." And she gets sucked into the mirror.
The redhead goes next: "I am very handsome." She too gets sucked into the mirror, and locked up for eternity.
The blonde is next. She stands in front of the mirror: "I... uh... well, uh.... Hmm... I just don't know."
She walks freely.
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Thanks! Made my day :-)
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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?
They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy
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That's very insensitive and I'm triggered~!
Also, what's the difference between a railway car full of babies and one carrying sand?
I bloody dare ya to try and unload a wagon worth of sand with a pitchfork!
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Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well ;)
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Thanks!
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So...ekhem...
Three nazis walk into a BAR~
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