Chuck Norris walks into a bar...
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And says "No shirt, no shoes and I still get service!"
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...orders a drink and gets it.
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...and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we're out, all we have is bottles." Chuck Norris stares menacingly at the pumps, and suddenly, beer starts rushing out.
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Thanks a lot!
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Good luck everyone, thanks for the giveaway!
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... and I want to know the end of this joke ! :D
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The bar takes a step back, but leaves all the alcohol for Chuck.
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