A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a single dog.

It's a shitzu.

Thanks!! :)

i just know jokes in spanish :S

why do java programmer wear glasses ??
because they dont c#
badumtss
old joke but gold (?)

God made thr earth and rested
God made man and rested
Then God made woman,and since neither God or man has rested.
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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?
A yogurt has his own culture.

Ty/gracias

Damn, my joke memory decided to go on a vacation... cute cat/drill mix

Apparently, they are called caracal, if anyone wonders

How do you save an emo from drowning? You give him a handkerchief.

Thanks

How do NASA members get a party ready? ...They planet.

Q: have you heard of the one where drumset fell from the cliff?
A: ba-dum-chssh