3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Thanks a lot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve lunch here".

Thanks for this wishlisted GA ^_^

I know it's not the same as the above jokes, but it's still my favorite bar joke ever

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. One of them says "We'd like a couple of beers, please."

The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."

Too hard...for me (I don't get it, probably because not English as mother language)

Thank you very much!

Brezhnev was to give a speech on the occasion of the 1980 Olympics in Moscow. He walked to the podium and said, "O!" The crowd clapped. "O!" More clapping. "O!" And a standing ovation. Quietly, an aide tells him, "Leonid Ilyich, those are the Olympic rings: you don't read them."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "is the bar tender here?"

Thank you!

The time traveler was still hungry after he ate, so he went back four seconds.

I don't know many cheesy jokes, I only use cheesy pickup lanes when I am drunk lol.. but do you know how to you impress a baker when you're trying to take his daughter out for a date? Bring her flours!

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A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?”

The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”

I don't know much about jokes, yet still appreciate for the chance creating this GA

Appreciated ;)

thanks :D
i sadly don't know jokes :( well i do but in spanish D:! srry about that

Two guys go for a walk with their dogs. Thirsty, one of them spots a bar with a bouncer in front.
They try to enter, but the bouncer points to a sign and says "Sorry, no dogs allowed."
Defeated, they turn and walk away around the corner.
The first guy says "Wait! I have an idea." He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of dark shades and puts them on.
He walks back boldly to the door where a bouncer says, “Sorry, No dogs allowed."
“You don’t understand!” the guy says, “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“Well okay then!” and the bouncer lets him through.
Now across the street, the second guy sees this and smiles. He reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark shades and walks up to the entrance.
“Sorry. No dogs allowed.”
“You don’t understand,” the second guy says, “This is my seeing-eye dog.”
“A Chihuahua?” the bouncer asked.
“Wait? They gave me a Chihuahua??"

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve spirits."

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll just have a glass of H2O". The second man says "I'll have a glass of H2O too".

The second man died...

Thank You!

thanks