WHAT IS THIS. DOTH MINE EYES DECEIVE ME? YET ANOTHER ABHORRENT KILLING FLOOR DLC GIVEAWAY. THE SHAME, MERCHANT, THE SHAME FOR BEING SO CHEAP.

Well deal with it. I have done giveaways in the past for Killing Floor but it's because I love the game and enjoy micspamming/spamming voice commands on it.

So here is the Killing Floor Steampunk DLC, enjoy it in all it's glory. It's a short giveaway but who the hell cares. And now for some terms of business:

• The winner will be chosen today on 5th Oct '11 at 21:30 GMT+0 London Time. The games will be gifted directly through email.
• Don't beg for games you hobos.
• I'll be adding the winner on Steam so if you don't redeem the game and I find out you've been online... well then you're a goddamn moron aren't you? You have 1 week to redeem it. I actually gifted someone a game and... well he didn't even f***ing have Killing Floor and he was online everyday yet he didn't redeem the DLC. Well then I just took it back. Which leads to my final point.
• Be sure you have the goddamn game in the first place. I hate giving gifts that just sit with people. You either use it, or you don't. If you already have the game, then I will refuse to give it to you. If you want it as an extra copy, well then buy it for yourself. It's less than two-frigging-pounds. That's how much a small coffee costs in London. So Coffee, or DLC. You buy it. So in a nutshell: HAVE THE FRIGGING GAME. And if not, REDEEM IT. Within a week!

Hope I got that shit straight. And say thank you when you enter or I'll dress up as Sarah Jessica Parker and haunt you for the rest of your life with my lifeless giant toothed horse face.

I'll stop typing now before I have some sort of a sudden chest pain.

~ Merchant200-HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGYHUJIOKLP=3-p0o