a joke

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

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Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. But why'd you order it like that? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom. His assassination plot had failed.

"Sweet peas"
"Drop 'em!!"
"Okay!"

-_-'

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He says to the bartender, "Hey, want to hear a good Polack joke?"
The bartender says, "Tell you what.... I'm Polish. See those two big guys playing pool? They're Polish. See those other two guys sitting at the end of the bar? They're Polish. You still want to tell your "Polack" joke?"
The man replies, "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."

Job.

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Q: How do you make an elephant turn red?
A: Flattery

women's rights. OHOHOHOHOHOOH. lol. jk :P

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Nice, thanks.

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-knock, knock
-whos there?
-merry
-merry who?
-merry x-mas

Consoles are best.

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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

• Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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