2020 is a wonderful year :O

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Tell me your best joke.

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"Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian."

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Whats the difference between a priest and a zit
A zit waits till your 12 till it comes on your face

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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :

"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."

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202-dang it

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My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said "ok, go on then". He shouted, "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" and I said, "That's Superman..."

"Thanks, man, " he replied, "I've been practising it a lot."

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Bob: Hey, did you hear about that actress that got attacked at a restaurant last night? Some crazy lady ran up and stabbed her with a fork!

Joe: That's crazy! Who was it?

Bob: I cant quite recall... Reese something?

Joe: Witherspoon?

Bob: No, no, with her fork!

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why cant a bicycle stand on its own?because its two tired...

Sorry, I got nothing in the jokes department. Thanks for the giveaway though.

https://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/lslis/your-mama-is-so-that

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Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus, and they sat on a rock together to talk and took a lichen to each other.

Also: I have a friend who's a monorail enthusiast. He has a one-track mind.

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They say milk gives u strength so i drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall. I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself