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Hope your Grandpa gets better.

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"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?""

~World's Funniest Joke

Here's something I find funny. It's a bit long but worth it.

While not a joke, I still find this funny. My GF was telling me how she never gets pulled over for speeding or anything because she's super lucky. Literally 50 feet from the hotel, she gets pulled over at which point she starts crying hysterically. Makes me lol every time I think about it lol

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I seriously don't know any jokes so I grabbed one off the internet about mother-in-laws. Even though mine's a saint.

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.

"Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers."

To which the husband replies, "Sorry to hear that, dear. I'm sure you'll miss your mother being gone."

"Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" - for those, who are fans of Pythons, like me ;-)

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Know a good one in Dutch :S

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Two guys walk into a bar
Their heads hurt because of the hit.
HAHAHHAHAA
kinda lame, but i like lame jokes. look it up on youtube.

I was going to type out a joke but everyone I started with was terribly offensive. 9/11 or Dead Baby jokes may not belong on steamgifts...

Thanks for the give-away and sorry 'bout your gramps.

Thanks and Meow =^.^=