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Here's the story written by "Smoorfi"
"There once was a very rich and arrogant prince. He was so arrogant that he only had one friend in the entire world - and that was his pet lizard. He'd go everywhere with his lizard, to every class throughout school. Upon his graduation, it was generally accepted that the lizard and the prince were an item - completely inseparable. Peasants would hoot boorish cheers at the prince, and his faithful lizard would reduce them to embers, snorting fire from deep in its throat. Being as arrogant as the prince was, he never practiced to be every prince's dream - a royal knight! He just assumed that he would be great from the get-go, so it took him far longer than it should to achieve the title. By now his lizard companion had grown far too big to be kept indoors, and was designated his own spacious pen inside the king's castle. Speaking of the king, since it had taken so many years for the prince to achieve knighthood, the king was withered and near death. One dreary night in the most uneventful way possible, the king passed away, his final words unheard. The arrogant prince had become the arrogant king. "What are your orders, my majesty?" his servants asked day after day. And day after day he was silent. Some thought him wise and brooding a plan to bring them to further riches, but most feared the worst. One day when prompted again, he suddenly stood and puffed his chest, regal cape swishing valiantly. He ordered the construction of spires, hundreds of them! He cared not for building codes, make them twist and lean, etching his kingdom unto the heavens themselves! During construction the king was known to not have slept most nights, and upon completion he locked himself in the highest spire, devoid of windows and most unfortunately, too small for his lizard (now a fully grown dragon) to fit into. Through his neglect, his kingdom suffered. Plague, famine, and disease crept up on even the most noble of his subjects. A resistance was forming, trebuchets, ballista, and even catapults salvaged from the now abandoned and vermin-ridden houses. On the final day, tonight being the night they would lay siege to their former lord's kingdom, they chanted an inspiring battlecry. There was a rumbling that could be heard from even inside the king's quarters. A light knock echoed from the door - it was the king's advisor, the only one of the king's servants left. He came with but one simple request - what to do for food. Neither had eaten in three days, as their food stocks were pillaged before the kingdom's inhabitants' mass departure. Without moving an inch or with any emotion at all, the king simply replied, "Cook the lizard." An order was an order to the advisor, and with that he knew that his life was forfeit. The mighty beast of a dragon flew off to rejoin those who had fed and taken care of him after the king's first graduation, but on his leave he only narrowly dodged a massive ball of rock, sailing through the air. The dragon cared not for these strange occurrences and pressed on. What he didn't realize was that said cannonball collided with the tallest, most crooked spire of all the king's kingdoms, punching a hole clean through it. A man could be seen in the hole soon after the impact. He was old, pale, and above all else... He looked terrified."
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Thanks Yo!
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Thanks ;)
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Yeah, thanks man!
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Yay
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thanks
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Thank you!
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ta much
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Thank you!
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Thanks ^^
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There was once a STORY ABOUT THE DRAGON, THE CASTLE, AND THE CATAPULT IN THE PICTURE. Then they all caught the plague and died. The end.
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Wow, that was sad. ; __ ;
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There was once a dragon, who attacked the castle. King didn't use the catapult - he played WarioWare Touched on his Nintendo DSi. So, everyone died. Teh end.
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Thanks
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thx. Dragon fire catapult and castle is safe. :DD
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thx
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Once upon a time there was a Dragon named NickoTron, he was dead for 100 years, frozen in a cave named NTCK. His story beginns in 1074. when he was just minding his own bussiness, flying around the world before an catapult attacked him with the ice rock which froze him! He was in the jail in the Castle named Fortix! In Fortix they were doing experiments on NickoTron beucase scientists in Fortix needed someone who is not human to do it on them. They sadly made an atomic bomb and they injected it in NickTron, that caused an huge explosion because of which no human was born on that place from then. NickoTron woke up in 1911 and he didn't know where he was and why was he on the floor so he just stood up and flied away to his cave where he lived. He ate pizza and bear meet. He was feeling a little bit sleepy so he went to his refrigerator. Since 1911 he is still sleeping. No one knows when he will wake up. The end.
My english sucks, yup. Oh well, good luck to everyone and thanks Nicko :)
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Once upon a time, there was a dragon named Horatio. Horatio was a kind dragon, but aside from that, he had a dream. He wanted to be a royal entertainer for the King and Queen of castle "Pearly". Funny thing about castle Pearly, the architect was a drunk. He had trouble drawing straight lines, and as can be seen, the turrets have suffered as a result of that.
Moving on, Horatio decided that he would go audition to be the royal breakdancer, as breakdancing is a specific skill Horatio was quite good at. Horatio, being a dragon, could not read the notice that the auditions had been postponed, on account of an enemy invasion. Horatio was quite dismayed when he saw that the Pearly Portcullis was closed, and there were many strange, yelling men outside, as well as a strange wooden contraption, that appeared to be attempting to juggle boulders. Horatio panicked. He assumed the Juggling Machine was his competition and was winning, so he settled himself outside the king's window, and started dancing. He danced like he had never danced before, flipping himself upside-down and all around.
When the king was chased to the top of the tower by the enemies, he looked out the window and saw Horatio. He screamed, waved his arms, and tried to get Horatio to pull him from the tower and fly him to safety.
Horatio interpreted this as cheering, and danced faster, with a large grin on his face, deep in focus.
Horatio danced while the king was stabbed to death.
He did not get the job.
P.S: thanks for raffling this off.
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That was sweet :]
A shame he didn't get the job though :c
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I drastlepulted you all now! Thanks!
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They're playing baseball you see. Catapult throw the ball, the castle is going to hit it with his baseball bat and the dragon is the referee. YOU CANT CHALLENGE THE DRAGON REFEREE DECISION.
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A long long Time ago, there was a very big castle, the castle was build on a very nice place, every1 was happy in there till the "Dark-Day". It was the day where the Army of the Castle "Harpy" attacks, they summon a very powerfull dragon. They attacked the Castle with all their Knights, Catapults, Dragons,.... The fight was very long & like a very big wonder the Castle defend the strong attack, they loosed more then the half of theyr knights, but the king was very happy that they won the fight so they made a very big party __ :D:D hope u like it :D (i was bored a bit :D)
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The catapult hit the dragon in the head and he crashed into the castle which collapsed killing everyone.
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The soldier manning the catapult started to sweat. He is down to one rock. This is his only chance to end this pointless bloodshed.
His fingers trembling, he launched the rock. He fell down on his knees, closed his eyes and started praying, as the consequences of failing were too much for him to handle.
He heard the sound of a crashing rock. He quickly opened his eyes to see the castle falling.
The soldier started crying in glee, a glee that would end soon.
'My only true love. It's gone. It's... it's all gone...', the dragon muttered to himself. He could not handle the destruction of his only loved possession, his castle.
His mind fogged by the need for revenge, he maimed the unsuspecting soldier and flew off.
But simple revenge won't make up for it, oh no.
It will never make up for his lost sweetheart, he thought, as a single tear shed from his eye.
THE END. HOW DEPERESSING.
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The story is about a dragon who wanted to attack the castle . But the castle was defended by a catapult . The dragon flew to the castle ,but he saw catapult and said :
-F**k this I go Dragon Age game there aren`t any catapults .
And in the castle one troll laughed and said :
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Keep the stories comin' :D
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Long story short, you forgot to check the tower's window. Im'a catching the catapulted gift over there.
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