ONE LUCKY WINNER will get the ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE of my life.

Catch me solo queuing in your next CS competitive game, chuffin' away on a 25 deck of Winnie Blue Flow Filters.

In a clutch???? WHO GIVES A FFFFFFFFHHHHWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

I be no hands bum puffin the absolute fuck out of that now stubby ciggie mid clutch. 0-FUCKS-GIVEN. I still wide peak running one tap donk your lovely, kind and respectable mother while I smoke myself off from seeing my own monitor.

"In through the mouth, out through the nose" - Marlborhatmo Gandhi.

GET EVEN CLOSER TO THE ACTION! And experience my meaningless existence irl through... <--- SMOKING SIMULATOR --->

Remember, I only lose a clutch (when i choose to) because of two reasons:

1. Runaway flaming hot CHERRY ember LANDS ON MY floor-dragging NUTSACK after a "one-and-done" singular, lung filling drag of me ciggie... that once was.-RIP.

2. I WAS MID LIGHT of my obligatory "it's clutch time cunt" winnie blue. (not fair, I wasn't ready)

Lastly, thank you and GOOD LUCK to all participants! and remember, lung cancer is a myth.