Winner will need to agree to be my best friend forever. This role entails the following responsibilities:

• Baking me a cake (vanilla loaf preferred) once a month.
• Sending me 1 e-mail every other day with a funny comic/joke.
• Be willing to receive at minimum 1 text per waking hour which will include the following: Excessive use of emojis, selfies, pictures of my pets, pictures of my food, over dramatic complaints about everyday problems, and vague messages without context.
• Be willing to help me move and drive me around town at a moment notice
• Be willing to pay for dinner when I 'forget my wallet' for the nth time.
• Set me up on a date with your good looking coworkers/relatives/other friends/ etc.
• Be willing to fund said date.
• Be willing to wait as I check to see if you already own this dlc.

Best of luck to you :D.