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Ok, it's time to give something back to the community. If you win you'll find the key here
Please don't leave 'thank you' comments. If you have an urge to post something, please write any of your favorite comedian's joke.
Here's mine:

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Demetri Martin

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Scubapetey

"Pavlov’s Cat Results:
Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat went and answered door.
Day 3: Rang bell - cat said he’d eaten earlier.
Day 4: Went to ring bell on day 4 but cat had stolen batteries.
Final day - day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell - so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food."
— Eddie Izzard, Definite Article (1996)

Another awesome comedian!

9 years ago

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kilep

Never heard of him before for some reason. Gotta check him out.

9 years ago

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ShutUpDonny

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
Thank you for RA3 comrade!

9 years ago*