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“We dress up like tiny children and and ride three-wheeler bikes!" -Thesw1tcher (funny gaming youtube channel)

“Katie, just shut up, OK?”
— Matt
“Hey, kid, you shut your goddamn mouth and make me some pork chop sandwiches!”
— Pat
“Can I use Katie as, like, bait?”
— Matt
“These people just survived a horrific zombie attack. Why would you hit them with boxes?”
— Pat
“What would you say if you were infected by a zombie thing and you were like, "Dad, save me," and your dad was all like,"Sorry, honey, I gotta put on Groucho Marx novelty glasses and put on these cut-offs and run around playing golf." Would you be like,"Aw, dude, Dad, you're so awesome?"”
— Pat
“So, he sends the paper editior a photo of these big fake plastic dildos, and what?”
— Matt
“Yes, I got turned down by many women that can't respond to me because they're fabrications of technology.”
— Matt
“It's just like a cow is fighting a giant orange in your stomach like it's Daytona USA!”
— Pat