My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Uh, jokes... well, since english isn't my native language, I don't know many jokes that might work if I translate them... but :3 in Guild Wars 2 there's a scepter telling jokes if you use the right skill. They are almost as good as the ones Alexa tells you, so you know, they're high quality laughing material >3

Q: Why do adventurers want to die with their boots on?
A: So they don't stub their toe when they kick the bucket!

Thanks

Thanks~

Dark humor is like food - not everyone gets it

What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go to the store without Robin,

This is a good one http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com/

thx

A ghost enters a pub and ask for a beer and a MOP. End of joke.

Gracias!!!