Something even before the first things: Your chance at the moment is (most likely) smaller than 0.02%. Good luck though ;)

First things first: I always try to add you on Steam to send the key via chat (and to never let you out of my friends list MUHAHAHA). If this does not work (or you don't want) I'll send via email AFTER you answered and therefore verified that you check and read your emails!

Second: Normally I do week-long giveaways, but I am not patient enough at the moment. Sorry for that ;)

Third: The standard small talk self profiling "I am so awesome and talkative"-thing.

I have a ton of bundle-games, but I don't feel like giving away them now :D
And I have one copy of Borderlands 2, that is collecting dust here. I know that everyone is giving it away at the moment (there was a sale), but I also guess that a lot of people missed that sale, so here I am giving you another chance aaand for free^^

So, what is Borderlands 2? I know: Most of you will just skip this part, because they already know, but I was one of the few out there who had no real idea what it was all about. Or you check out some of the Let's Plays out there.

Borderlands 2 is a first person shooter (you know, like CoD or BF) in cel shading-look (like XIII) with a healthy dose of wtf humor (crazy characters, weird enemys, talking shields, that stuff). The way you play the game (fast shooter, more cover based) depends on the class you will choose, but I promise you that even if you choose a more careful class you will get into really dense situations and will run for your life (or at least new cover) barely surviving - as a singleplayer. I guess it is way different when you play with up to three friends (or strangers), but I had no chance to test that (as I am an egocentric asshole - just kidding, the "asshole" I mean).

In short: cel shading FPS with wtf humor, to be played SP or coop.

Have fun^^

PS: Wow. I'm impressed. You totally read all the 344 (not counting the ones that come now) words! Or cheated and only read the last line (Liar!). I don't even do that (the reading) on a regular base. Well done (if you did not cheat)!