What does one ocean says to other?

Nothing, They just wave from a distance!

What did the man say to the other man when he walked into a bar?

"Sir you've had to much to drink"

• Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
• When did you first notice this problem?
• What problem?

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
"Dam."

An imam was preaching about the evils of alcohol and asked "If you put a pail of water and a pail of rakı in front of a donkey, which one will he drink from?" A Bektashi in the congregation immediately answered. "The water!" "Indeed," said the imam, "and why is that?" "Because he's an ass."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey... no, sorry, not that again... wait a sec... a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the barman.
"I'm sorry, sir," replies the barman, "we don't serve food in here."

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Why are fish so smart? Because they're always in schools!

Hhehehe, oh, that's terrible.

"The clear history button in our browser has saved more lives than Superman."

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Keeping with the overall theme of alcohol and bars (seriously, what's up with that???), the officially proclaimed worst joke ever:

Horse walks into a bar, barkeeper says:
What's up with the long face?

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Ba Dum Tss

How to make a fly jealous?
Simple, you put her in a jar and you eat $hit in front of her

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Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

Helium walks into a bar,
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Knock, Knock! Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who
Nooo! Thanks I use Google.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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Eeeeh.... this one is gross -_-

Why did the priest cross the road.

The touch the little boy on the other side.

A blind man walked into a bar. He fell.