ok here's a riddle for you
imagine you're in a small room. the only exit is a trapdoor in the ceiling, high above you. there is a bricked up doorway in the middle of one of the four walls, another has a barred window. there is a table in the middle of the room. on the table is a blank sheet of paper, a laminating machine and a portal gun (battery not included, sorry)
how do you escape?
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I partially disassemble the laminating machine as it has an electric motor with gear reduction. Then I connect motor to the portal gun and manually pull a sheet of paper trough the laminating machine to generate electricity. I get just enough power to use the portal gun, shoot one portal through the window and another one on the wall and make my escape.
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I reload a previous save.
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I fold the sheet of paper into a plane and fly away like a beautiful bird on a sunday morning.
(the plane has a warp drive and lazer guns because of my excelent folding skills, so nothing can stop me now!)
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Why would I escape? I'm safe in the room...
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Thanks!!!111
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