Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back.
His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around.
I got this joke by googling golf joke of the day. I don't get it. I think the mistress must be the bosses' wife.
Turns out there is nothing funny about GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!!!!!!
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Phil is in the same position as Joe - one of the women is his wife and the other his mistress. They've both been sleeping with each other's wives.
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haha, nice joke. thanks for the sub! :D
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Thanks
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Hahaha, nice! Thanks for the sub, hk0re!
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Thank you
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Ahahha, thanks for the joke and the giveaway.
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You're right! Golf is very serious. Especially this game.
Thanks!
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One of these times I'm gonna win some minigolf (in real life would help too). Thanks for the submission!
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Thank u for this giveaway!
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Thanks man, I really wanna this game, good luck everybody =)
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great joke man
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thanks
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Awwww yeeeah, 3D ULTRA MINIGOLF ADVENTURES HELL YEAH
GONNA PLAY THIS EVERY DAMN DAY
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Спасибо!
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Thx!
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Thanks:)
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