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Two women are sitting together on a bench...and they sitting there in silence...

Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer...
Doctor: (with evil smile) WHAT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE!!!
xD

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I'm not joking

Thank you!

"Hey siri,tell me a joke"
"get siri-ous. haha"

Me: Tell a lighthearted joke
Inner Me: Meme it up

Thanks! It's Christmas !

I'm Batman

2016.

Thanks ! =)

Thanks for giveaway

"I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting, but it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."

Hvala puno!

Winter Sale.

Where did the monkey go to re-attach his tail?

A retailer. :D

om telolet om

Knock knock

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

Doctor bursts into tears. Says, "I had tickets for tonight. You're not funny at all."

Thanks

I have no good joke! Merry christmas!

Can I enter for DLC's?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Damn hell, ask the chicken and leave me alone!

Thanks for the giveaway! :D