Today is my dad’s cakeday, so how about some giveaways?

Please don’t post a thank you comment. Instead, prove you read this by saying anything else. Users who post the same “thank you” type comment on each of my giveaways will be blacklisted (I don’t like Easy Steamgifts). Winners with less than 2 giveaways will be blacklisted (this site is about more than just winning, you know).