This is Rijnhaven.
This is Metrolijn D train to De Akkers. The next station is Maashaven.
This is Metrolijn D train to Rotterdam Centraal. The next station is Wilhelminaplein.
This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Maashaven.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Wilhelminaplein.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are actual warning labels/instructions found on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping. "
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair. )
In a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. "
(The shoplifter special. )
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap. "
(And that would be how. . . ? )
On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost. "
(But it's just a suggestion. )
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down. "
(Too Late! )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating. "
(As night follows the day. . . )
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body. "
(But wouldn't this save even more time? )
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 yr. olds with head colds off those forklifts. )
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness. "
(One would hope. )
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only. "
(As opposed to what? )
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious. )
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. "
(Step 3: Fly Delta. )
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. "
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one. )
On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. "
(Was this happening somewhere? My God!)
