nop, mine

NO MINE! Snatches it! Oh oh O_O --> Runs away from angry mob! Makes it to the airport. Kidnaps pilot, flies to USA and jumps off of plane with a parachute. Lands somewhere in the desert. Locates area 51 and ninja sneaks in to the territory. Seen by a soldier, starts throwing rocks at him. Luckily hits him in a vital point, dropping him unconscious. Ties him up and takes his clothes, leaving him with a bottle of water. Wanders around and finds a shaft on the ground in the middle of nowhere with no facility in sight. But wait, his 6th sense starts tingling, he turns around and sees unsightly scene on the horizon. A horde of angry un-dead zombified people and mythological creatures as if pandora's box was opened. Quickly escapes into the shaft that to his surprise takes him to an underground base of area 51. Slowly but surely he locates the space shuttle. Boards it, while every one is on a lunch break. Reads the on-board manual and takes off to orbit. Says his farewell to earth and escapes into a black hole that takes him to different dimension. Upon exiting the black hole the ship locates a solar system that is 4 light years away. With the super duper fast ship he gets there in 4 minutes. There he finds a planet that is familiar to him but distinctly different. While entering the planet's atmosphere something goes wrong and crashes somewhere in the jungle. Familiar with the plot, he later realizes he is mark wahlberg on the planet of the apes. Two words came out of him WELL F??K. THE END.

And that's the way the cookie crumbles! Oh and yes.. thank you. :)