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Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

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How did the hipster burn his tongue?-A He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Whats red and looks like a red bucket?
A red bucket.

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Bazinga

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knock knock.
THANKS!

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A tourist was being led through the swamps. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.”
That fly never knew what hit it …