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Edit: Thanks for the jokes! I'm gonna have to use them myself.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
What's black and white and giggles?
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What's brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?
A 911 operator gets a call from a man.
Man: My friend and I were hunting and he got shot! I think he's dead!
Operator: Are you certain that he's dead? I need you to make sure.
The operator hears a loud gunshot.
Man: Okay, NOW I'm sure. What next?
Three doctors are talking about death.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…”
The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering of the ashes is my option.”
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
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I'm one of the winners! Thank you for this delightful gift and a place to share some awful jokes!
Well, thank you for making me laugh.
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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
What's black and white and giggles?
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What's brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?
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A 911 operator gets a call from a man.
Man: My friend and I were hunting and he got shot! I think he's dead!
Operator: Are you certain that he's dead? I need you to make sure.
The operator hears a loud gunshot.
Man: Okay, NOW I'm sure. What next?
Comment has been collapsed.
Three doctors are talking about death.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart…”
The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering of the ashes is my option.”
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ty
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
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life
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I'm one of the winners! Thank you for this delightful gift and a place to share some awful jokes!
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Well, thank you for making me laugh.
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