The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm going to sit on you.

I had to buy a new vacuum, my old one sucked.

i accidentally took sleeping pills instead of Viagra, needless to say i couldn't get up

Thank you so much :D

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

Thanks for the copy btw.