This is Pijnacker Centrum.
This is Metrolijn E train to Slinge. The next station is Pijnacker Zuid.
This is Metrolijn E train to Den Haag Centraal. The next station is Nootdorp.
A young woman brought a very young and skinny baby to the doctor's
office. She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing... Instead of
gaining weight, he's lost three ounces this week alone!"
She was told to go into an examination room to wait for the doctor to
arrive. After a short wait, the very handsome doctor strolled in and
examined the baby. He then asked the young woman, "Is he breast
fed or on bottle food?"
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, please strip down to your waist," he requested.
She complied with his request, seeming a bit surprised.
He gently squeezed both breasts, massaged them, pinched both nipples,
and then began sucking stongly on one nipple.
Finally he announced, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't
have any milk!"
"Naturally," she replied. "You see, I'm the baby's aunt. But I sure
am glad I came in today!"
