Just won 2 million dollars.

At some point I used to get a ton of Nigerian letters. So I decided to start sending them replies. I'd wait till I get two (scammers A and B), and then I'd reply scammer A with something like this:

"Dear Mr. A. I am intrigued by your proposal, but I'm sure you understand a man in my position does not handle this sort of business personally. Here is the contact information for my agent, Mr. B. You can sort out the details with him".

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
You actually replied.
Now they know that your mail address is in fact real and spam is going to be tenfold tomorrow.

Now all you need to give them now are your credit card numbers, your home address, and your social security number.

pls share some with us

Ho ho If this works then tell me as well so I can go to receive all the money and women they promised me over e-mail for quite some years.

I replied to that email and I got this:

Good Day To You

Complement of the season from the Large Family to you, this is to acknowledge your message to us today and this is 100% legitimate visit this web-page:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326473/Canadian-couple-Allen-Violet-Large-away-entire-11-2m-lottery-win.html

My wife and I have decided to donate the sum of $2,000,000.00 USD to you as part of our charity project to improve the lives of lot many individuals in your local area from our $11.3 million Jackpot Lottery winning funds. We prayed and searched over the Internet for someone to donate this money to in your country and we saw your profile on Google list of email owners and we picked you. Violet my wife has cancer and as you could see from the web-page i am not getting any younger and you can imagine having no kids at this age. although we won this lottery funds July 2010 and we have helped some charity organizations, family members and friends from our winnings.

Because my wife's illness the doctor informed us that she might not live long to see the end of the year and she wishes to do good things before she finally depart this sinful world. we would like you to invest this money in a lucrative business to create more job opportunity to help jobless and needy people in your locality as we have already donated money to the local fire department, the red cross, Haiti, hospitals in Truro where Violet underwent her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that fight cancer, Alzheimer's and diabetes. we just kept just 2% of the entire lottery sum to our self for the raining days and which i am still spending on my wife's treatments bills...

To facilitate the disbursement process of the funds ($2,000,000.00 USD) which have been donated solely to you, You are to send us your full names for payment and contact address (we asked for this brief information just to know who we are donating this money to and because of the Identity thief going around the internet which i have been a victim we do not want to ask you for your ID as we do not want to leave an impression in your mind that we want to steal your identity). we are hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over there in your country. we will employ you to do what you can to alleviate the level of poverty in your region and also try to enhance the standard of living of as many people as you can because that is the only objective of donating this money to you in the first place.

We would like you to re-assure us that you will follow our instructions and help my wife fulfill her dream before we would provide you with information on how you will receive this funds, and if you feel you cannot handle this project you should inform us so we can quickly look for another individual to donate the money to.

If you have any question please don't fail to ask.

We anticipate to read from you soon.

God bless you,
Allen and Violet Large.
228-220-4778

Looks like Im going to get the money before you!

beware of clowns from payday.

facepalm

Just imagine how many Fortix can you buy with this kind of money.

don't you forget, how i always help you out of trouble...im just saying

GG

Hello, you are my new best friend.

Please allow me to help you invest your new two million dollars! As a Nigerian prince, I have many high-yield investment opportunities available which few ordinary people will be able to take advantage of.

Hahah this is great.

That's nice, personally I won a cruise today according to the automated phone call I received. Unfortunately, my finger slipped and I hanged up the phone before I could accept my prize. But I'm not worried, they will call back. They always do.

almost as good as a Massive Yacht!

Before you agree to anything just make sure to ask that they send you a photo of themselves while holding a dead fish :-).

Please buy me Lamborghini and we will be friends ;)

Well... At least I get stellar deals to enlarge my unit!

You should tell them that you're nervous about putting it into one bank account. So, would it be alright if you gave them three bank accounts?

Lucky you. The only thing that happens to me is that I get caught trying to sell my World of Warcraft account. It's been like the 120th time now.

Aahahha that scam :D

Seriously. None of you understand that this is a scam?

Which person in this world warns you that you have won money? According to me they would take him.
And then ... to "redeem" those "millions" you have to pay REAL money that you give a damn about them and they will not hear any more.
LOOK A LITTLE NEWSCASTS

Seems legit, like viagra emails.