Best cartoon you watched as a kid
The 200th anniversary of the U.S. Constitution happened. Merica! And the 228th anniversary, today.
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apart from being the day where things got worse for humankind, my bday shares some event with a united nations convention against drugs. complete waste of a day. -_-
i grew up on a country where everything arrived years late after its release, so i watched a lot of disney cartoons like ducktales, gummi bears and chip 'n' dale <3
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Guy comes walking into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders 8 shots of whisky. 'What's the occasion,' asks the bartender. 'My first blowjob,' the guy replies.
The bartender says: 'congratulations, I'll give you a 9th whisky on the house.'
'Don't bother,' replies the guy, 'if 8 can't help me get rid of the taste, nothing will.'
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Have fun on your cake day and take care of that diabetes layer @_@
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The pontiff wrote someone in the internet, nothing really special
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Meh there was nothing more important than my birth at [http://takemeback.to/28-January-1992#.VfrXvBHtlBc](that day)
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What happened the day you were born?
A god was born?
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NO
You're just a bear.
Turns out there is actually a bear GODDESS
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Oooh! I've been blacklisted :O that's something new!
Anyways,
"It was Sunday, under the sign of Cancer. The US president was George H. W. Bush (Republican). In that special week of June people in US were listening to Rush Rush by Paula Abdul. In UK I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd was in the top 5 hits. The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear, directed by David Zucker, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1991 .
But much more happened that day: find out below."
At least it was a Sunday and songs like "I Wanna Sex You Up" and "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)" were top hitters :P
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- It was Monday, under the sign of Taurus. The US president was Ronald Reagan (Republican). In that special week of May people in US were listening to With Or Without You by U2. In UK Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship was in the top 5 hits. Beverly Hills Cop II, directed by Tony Scott, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1987 .
- In Baltimore, Maryland, the first heart-lung transplant takes place. The surgery is performed by Dr. Bruce Reitz of the Stanford University School of Medicine.
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It's hello world day. And something about World Championship Wrestling (WCW). Yes.
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Apparently two bombs explode in Mecca, killing one pilgrim and wounding 16 others.
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When I was born
That year Bukowski and Cobain died so I'm pretty much the best thing that happened. (⌐■_■) You can see if an alien invasion took place on your day here
Instead of bday wishes some dark, gross jokes or something that makes you laugh would be cool.
Jimmy, the 4 year old, is playing with his toy cars by himself in his room, when suddenly a wormhole opens up and a man steps out.
"Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"
"No way," says Jimmy, "what do I grow up to be?!"
"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says as he locks the door.
Anyway, here's the cake that celebrates the day I was summoned to rule the world or at least a small island .
Cake
Candles
Chocolate flakes
Sprinkles
Chocolate layer
Forest fruits layer
Vanilla layer
Alcohol layer
Diabetes layer
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