When I was born

  • Two astronauts from the space shuttle Discovery went on the first untethered spacewalk in 10 years.
  • Fire Dept puts out smokey electrical fire in White House

That year Bukowski and Cobain died so I'm pretty much the best thing that happened. (⌐■_■) You can see if an alien invasion took place on your day here

  • All giveaways are lvl 2 and 1.

Instead of bday wishes some dark, gross jokes or something that makes you laugh would be cool.

Jimmy, the 4 year old, is playing with his toy cars by himself in his room, when suddenly a wormhole opens up and a man steps out.
"Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"
"No way," says Jimmy, "what do I grow up to be?!"
"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says as he locks the door.

Anyway, here's the cake that celebrates the day I was summoned to rule the world or at least a small island .

Cake

Candles
Chocolate flakes
Sprinkles
Chocolate layer
Forest fruits layer
Vanilla layer
Alcohol layer
Diabetes layer

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Best cartoon you watched as a kid

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Animaniacs
Cow and Chicken
Dexter's Laboratory
Johnny Bravo
South Park
The Powerpuff Girls
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy
Highlander: The Animated Series
Rugrats
Life with Louie
Tom and Jerry
The Looney Tunes
The Pink Panther
Eek! The Cat
Timon and Pumbaa
The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat
Pokémon
Other

I was born on National Hugging Day. Wow.

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A bear trapped in a human body.

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"It was Sunday, under the sign of Taurus. The US president was Bill Clinton (Democratic). In that special week of May people in US were listening to The Sign by Ace Of Base. In UK Come On You Reds by Manchester United Football Squad was in the top 5 hits. The Crow, directed by Alex Proyas, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1994 while In the Kitchen With Rosie by Rosie Dale was one of the best selling books.

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well...

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Happy CDay! :D

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where is dragon ball?

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Nothing special but I was born 3 days after George Clooney's birthday.

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some thing important that happened when i was born.........hmmmm uhhh umm i guess the fact that i was born?

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I think there's a difference between cartoon and anime.

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For kid me they were all cartoons. Don't be a party pooper. ಠ╭╮ಠ

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But I poop on everything I see. :3

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Tame your poop, dammit!

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I'm pretty disappointed, nothing special happened that day :c

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If I'm not being too strict about months tho, I was born in the same year the Soviet Union allowed private ownership of businesses for the first time, the Buran flew for the first and last time, Soviets began to withdraw from Afghanistan, Al-Qaeda is founded , also the year the Supreme Court of USA sided with Hustler v. Jerry Falwell (People vs. Larry Flynt is my favorite movie).

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"It was Thursday, under the sign of Cancer. The US president was Bill Clinton (Democratic). In that special week of June people in US were listening to That's The Way Love Goes by Janet Jackson. In UK (I Can't Help) Falling In Love With You by UB40 was in the top 5 hits. Last Action Hero, directed by John McTiernan, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1993."

Well, that's underwhelming D:

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American Dragon , Codename : Kids next door , Lloyd in space , Lilo & Stitch, Recess and Robot Boy FTW

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Im here for the joke :)

A policeman see 2 drunk guys, one of them is sticking his finger in the other guys ass, he ask what the hell is he doing?, "Im trying to make im puke", "That doenst work like that" says the policeman, the guy answers "wait until i put the finger on his mouth..."

:D

i was born on march 11th, and im too lazy to search what happened that day

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Friday, the 22nd of June 1990.
The USA was under the reign of George H. W. Bush who would soon spawn his demon son George W. Bush. They left out H. since it stands for humane. Irrelevant music was dominating the billboards and Gremlins 2 was released, motherfuckers.
Some shit happened that I didn't know of and don't care about.
My birth happened on that day, that's all that mattered.

Happy birthday, lazy!

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Best response yet.

Still the first Gremlins was the best!

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I have both on DVD and love'em equally.
Best watched together in one sitting!

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This is what happen on the day which I was born.

In a pre-dawn raid, federal agents seize six-year-old Elian Gonzalez from his relatives' home in Miami, Florida.
Second Battle of Elephant Pass: Tamil Tigers capture a strategic Sri Lankan Army base and hold it for 8 years.

Happy birthday!

Have a joke: it's not dirty/gross though

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.
"To fight the Decepticons," I replied.
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed.
I shot the toaster.

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I appreciate all the jokes. (ᵔᴥᵔ)

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"Holidays
Pie Day
The Saddest day of the year is January 23 according to a recent study completed by the Cardiff University in Cardiff, Wales (a part of the Russell Group of British universities). [1]
Roman Catholic Church: Feast of Blessed Marianne of Molokai"

-_-... I WAS BORN ON PIE DAY? WOOHOOO!

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Well This is what i found
Facts
Vladimir Putin becomes a permanent member of the Security Council of the Russian Federation.
Btw i have the perfect gif for this

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Saruman died on 7th of June =(

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It was Monday, under the sign of Leo. The US president was George H. W. Bush (Republican). In that special week of July people in US were listening to Vision Of Love by Mariah Carey. In UK Sacrifice / Healing Hands by Elton John was in the top 5 hits. Problem Child, directed by Dennis Dugan, was one of the most viewed movies released in 1990 .

also, i share my birthday with arnold shwarzenager (totally spelled that wrong), emily bronte, and mothra.

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Looks like nothing to interesting happened on my birthday, but you should have included SpongeBob on that list... :'(

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Nothing special.
It seems Larry Bird begins NBA free throw streak of 59.

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I grew up during the heyday of Scooby-Doo and The Flintstones.

I was born on a Thursday. Lyndon B. Johnson was the President of the United States. Race riots broke out in Newark, New Jersey leaving 27 dead. The #1 song on the radio in the U.S. was Windy by The Association. The #1 non-fiction book on the New York Times Best Seller List was The Death of a President by William Manchester. The #1 fiction book was The Eighth Day by Thorton Wilder. The Boston Red Sox beat the Baltimore Orioles 4-2 at Fenway Park. It was two years and seven days before Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon. If I had decided to start collecting one dollar every day at the age 10 then I would have accumulated $13870 today. On tonight's episode of The Mike Douglas Show Patty Duke co-hosts; guests are singer Frankie Avalon, comedian Jerry Lester, Nancy Claster (the first teacher of the children's morning TV show Romper Room), Williams College E-Phlats singing group and Mrs. Rose Kennedy (Mrs. Joseph P. Kennedy, mother of JFK, RFK and Teddy Kennedy) who talks about measures to be taken to avoid or minimize mentally challenged handicaps. Shares birthdays (but different years) with Julius Caesar, Harrison Ford, Sir Patrick Stewart, Cheech Marin, Louise Mandrell, Bob Crane, Dennis and Philip Crosby (sons of Bing Crosby), and boxer Michael Spinks.

You may proceed with the "you're old!" comments below but only if you can guess the date that I was born from the clues given.

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Challenge accepted!

13 July 1967

Were video games always a part of your life?

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Computers and video games both. I probably have the record for the most hours in Pong.

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the doctors said to my mother that she not allowed to get me to this world until the football match of my home city ends. With that football match the team of my city got champion in Hungary and that was special because refrees and hungarian football organisation was continuosly kept cheating for teams from the capital, good players were forced to join to the teams of Budapest, so just the usual, good ol communism:-D

After the match ended doctors were busy drinking champagne and i was born.

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Nothing interesting :/

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I really enjoyed He-Man (among many others).

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Closed 9 years ago by lforlazy.