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Knock Knock
Who's There?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
LOL U EAT UR POO?

What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?

A sausage Link.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

Come on guys, don't recycle old jokes :]

recycled games warrant recycled jokes

"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once. And as luck would
have it, I was alone and without a gun."

"What did you do?"

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes
but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming
nearer. I had to think fast."

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and passed on to another cage."

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about
how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate
he was to have her.

He looked up and asked God, "Why did you make
my wife so kind-hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good-looking?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't
mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did
you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their
passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was
"MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at
least four characters."

A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre
spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across
another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor
and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to
warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party. The city
slicker said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he
responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can
handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and
asked the party host. "By the way, what should I wear at the party" The
man, responded "Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!"

i would love a copy please <3

After gaining a small family inheritance, a small-town
family was visiting a mall. The father and son were
strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son,
I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my
entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yer Ma."

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his
desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great"
he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff
that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

An old man lived alone in Idaho.

He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.

I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.

If you were here, all my troubles would be over.

I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Bubba

At 4A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.

They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now.

That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Bubba.

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend,

"What's happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."

this game suxx but it better than five liters of tequila and blow in the face.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”