Greetings, fellow gifthunters! I am new and improved version of the former inferior CL4P-TP General Purpose Robots. I am 0GR8Y, but you can call me O'Grady! Or Lord Commander of you each and every move! Ahahaha!

Anyway, I was told to grant you access to our super-secret hideyhole. It's big and smelly and full of gooey stuff, kinda like you! So here you go.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Yeah, you kinda have to solve a quest and since I was not told which one you're somewhat boned. Alright then. See you later!

You want access anyway? Oh. I suppose I could make up a quest for you.
First of all, I need you to collect 138377 brown rocks. Exactly. Exactly 138377 brown rocks. Then, you will have to fight the deadly three-eyed, saw-genitaled beast known as Ratzepimmel. After that, I command you to retrieve the ancient, lost weapon of unimaginable power that defies all description and hurl it into the fiery heart of the planet itself. THEN you shall defeat the Destroyer of Worlds and bring me its head, and finally you shall dance for my amusement! AHAHAHA!
So, to repeat, your tasks are to:

  • Collect 138377 brown rocks
  • Fight Ratzepimmel
  • Destroy ancient weapon
  • Retrieve the head of the Destroyer of Worlds
  • Dance, puppets, dance!

Now as the superior model I have eschewed the need for locomotion so I need you to bring me photographic evidence of your exploits. Just send it over to 0GR8y@gmx.net and I will have a look. Remember, it's REEEEEAAAAALLY important that I can see you solving or having solved the quest. Oh, and add your name, too, so I can tell you guys apart. I need all tasks completed by saturday next week - that's november the 24th - and everyone who participated in completing any of the tasks shall be known as the greed-master and I will tell them the location of our secret stuff. You can beat each other up over it when you're there or something, I don't care, I'm an immobile robot so my life is an unmitigated series of hellish torture anyway!

EDIT: Oh, by the way, apparently you guys work on this together, so it's totally OK if you post one part of the quest each. No need to have one person do everything.

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done, oh and i have made a pie

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This is a terrible joke. You should feel terrible.

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High Five!

12 years ago
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Lord Commander. you made a typo.

superior, my ass!

12 years ago
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There seems to be some doubt.

Yes, this is real.

12 years ago
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I lack any form of camera, except a cellphone which is useless. Like, really useless. The photos wouldn't really be usable. They would be low res, blurry and for some reason that I have never figured out, tinted orange.

Is there any alternative quests I can partake in? I was actually thinking of getting the first Borderlands: Game of the Year edition during the next time it was on sale so I could play the series with friends (already have the original on 360, but no Live), but a win of the second game would ensure more people to play the game at this time.

12 years ago
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I sent you a friend request via Steam so we could talk.

12 years ago
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Request accepted. I'll be online for 12 or so hours, so just come and chat when you have some time.

12 years ago
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Well, now I grabbed Borderlands anyway, along with 6 other games. If I don't win, I'm still able to shoot and grind, so I'll be happy.

But winning does mean shooting and grinding with new stuff. :P

12 years ago
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Please note that as the superior model I will not grant you access through sheer incompetence.

And to be honest I expected a little more interest.

12 years ago
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High Five-!

12 years ago
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I have completed all the tasks, but I can't dance.

12 years ago
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It's an immobile robot, I guess any kind of motion would count.

12 years ago
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http://imgur.com/xCf1m

Challenge complete!

(any excuse to do a really stupid 'shop)

12 years ago
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I'll bump this for the creator

12 years ago
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There was only 138376 brown rocks in my town, damn. And a light brown one. Oh, wait, it was dog poop.

12 years ago
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Come one people, only one (awesome) entry so far and it's from someone who already has the game? Are we asking too much?

12 years ago
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I'll start my quest after I'll have collected 8 daisies and killed 10 wolves.

12 years ago
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Way too vague to even know where to begin, tbh

12 years ago
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How can you be possibly more explicit then "Collect 138377 brown rocks"?

12 years ago
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Hmm.... Somehow I managed to miss the "photographic evidence" part even after 3 or so reads. That being said, parameters are still too vague for me to allocate what little time I have to an endeavour like that. Best of luck to the rest of you, I guess.

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Well, you say vague, I say it requires a bit of creativity.
In any case there are two entries now, so I don't really care too much if any more join, though that would make the final battle more awesome. :P

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(Oh, I've just noticed... That was clever. :-))

12 years ago
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sent and uploaded as well for the hell of it...
http://i.imgur.com/NT2bt.jpg

12 years ago
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LOL..:D Funny..

12 years ago
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I'll be taking part now that I've borrowed a camera, the hardest bit is finding a lot of rocks. I might need to pop off to the river tomorrow when I have the time to spare. The rest is easy though, I have a lot of junk like the heads and creatures and weapons I can destroy.

12 years ago
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I am truly confused...

12 years ago
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Do the quest. Get access.

12 years ago
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Isn't this a mission from Claptrap in BL2? :p

12 years ago
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IRL OP is CL4P-TP

12 years ago
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I have delivered to him the head of the destroyer of worlds.

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I'm afraid you weren't terribly specific on the rocks. So I'm unsure which kind of brown, how big, or what shape they should be in, as such I've brought you a collection.
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Meh...can i just high-five you and join? :D

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Closed 12 years ago by OGrady.